I seriously can't care more for this PPV. No Ted, no confirmed Cody...I can't even be super excited for RKO/Henry and Cena/Punk/ADR, but we'll see how this goes, yes?

( John, Randy and Punk all have the right to remain sexy though. Anything they do or say can and will be used against my pants. )

LOL YAY STREAM OF CONSCIOUSNESS.

( WTF I NEED A STREAM RIGHT FU---Oh, there you are. )

( OMG LOOK AT THEM THEY'RE HAVING SLITHER SEX. )

( PUNK AND JOHN ARE GOING TO KILL EACH OTHER FOR LOVE OF RANDAL. OH LAWD. )